And for an update...

...on the "Men of Adventure Sports/David Beckham shirtless" saga. So today our editor-in-chief walks by and goes, "What is this?" And as I leap bravely into the fray, ready to tear the offending pamphlet from his hands (because David Beckham turned into a series of adventure athletes, in varying stages of undress, with a cover that read 'the men of adventure sports' in bold lettering) he started flipping through it.
"I'm so sorry! I am so embarrassed," I kept saying to him, trying to edge in front of the raunchy pages. "It's just a joke between her and me."
"It's okay," he said, standing up and staring at us both awkwardly. "I can handle it." To which no one knew what to say, so he just sort of ambled on out, leaving the two of us to stare, in red-faced humiliation, at the windows.
"We better take that off the corkbaord," she said at last. And so I did. But I'm afraid it may already be too late. I may already be that intern.